 The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate. |
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 May 3 2007, 20:21
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge  Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270  |
*Rises from behind the bushes with a bow, but seeing HH on the ground with a painful "grin" on his face... just shoots at his crotch with a flaming arrow, whistling "Great Balls of Fire". Goes back to forest.*
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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May 3 2007, 21:24
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted  Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
*Carver respawns...He has been away drinking in a Pub in the far away land of Yeovil with his old buddies from wars past. He stood looking into the night sky under the trees, the shadows masking his presence. He pulls down his Nvg's and watches BS enter the forest about 50ft in front of him a little down the ridge. The smell of HH's crispy crotch drifts upward towards the moon...*
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May 3 2007, 21:38
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Gets up and springs into action*
(I've got a great sound effect for that, awesome beyond belief... I can't really type it, but you'll have to imagine it... it is awesome.) *Fires the Laser gun which I rushed out and brought at Carver!!!!* -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 3 2007, 21:59
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
*alerted to his presence by an awsome 'badoing' sound Carver throws himself left and rolls behind a tree as the laser shot decapitates the tree in which he was standing infront of. Throwing off his trench Carver moves left drawing his deagles. He sees D@V£'s shadow and opens fire....*
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May 3 2007, 22:51
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*Awakens and walks towards scorpy's forest hel bent on killing him he takes a palm top out his pocket notes down some co ordinates and walks away*
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May 3 2007, 23:37
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
*Carvers shots apparently missing D@V£ he changes direction and runs back deeper into the trees, grabbing his trench coat as he flashes past. After an uneventful jog for a mile or so up the Mountain Carver paused to catch his breath. He remembered the last few nights in the log cabin before BS destroyed it. Wondering if BS was jealous of his cabin feaver Carver decided to have a night like BS's and sleep up a tree. He reached up and started climbing a largish tree. Higher and higher he clambered up, through the darkness, towards the stars. He found what looked like a nice pearch about 20ft off the ground and it looked safe and secure for the night. He lent back on the tree trunk and streched out with a big yawn...*click* the stick he was streching against moved up an inch. Suddenly the branch Carver was settled on tillted up and a door opened in the trunk. Carver slid backward rapidly trying to grapple anything but it was no use. He steered himself through 180 degrees as light approached. He shot out the end of the tube rolled head over heels drawing both deagles ending up on one knee. His jaw fell to the ground...In front of him was a fantasy wonderland of rockpools, waterfalls and hundreds of scantaly clad women...Two topless blondes appeared from the sides and picked him up, smiling, they led him away asking "did you bring wood?"...
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May 3 2007, 23:50
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
(Actually it's more of a: "Hup! Twang!... Bwah" sound, but I'll let it slide
 )*Follows Carver into fantasy wonderland intent on doing some Damage to their Paradise.* It's not that envious of their perfect existance. I'm just a Sociocide
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 4 2007, 00:00
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Your here to damage our paradise? Look if you have to whack something do it over there where i cant see
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May 4 2007, 15:32
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*Get in the F-117, takeoff, go on warp to portal for assault the Wonderfull world !*
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May 4 2007, 16:39
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Yes! Let the invasion begin!!!
*Shots up in air a few times with FAL* *An great army emerges from the Portal to invade the Fantasy world!!!* -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 4 2007, 17:09
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*See the D@ve army, then arm H bomb, MACH-4, Bomb launched !
Fly away !!!!  *
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May 4 2007, 18:47
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 There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
*drops icecream cluster bombs everywhere, intended to kill both Rewan and Dave* (OMG LIEK WHEN YOU SET THE OFP RESISTANCE TO "FRIENDLY TO NOBODY")
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May 4 2007, 21:06
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*Anti rewan shield kicks in*
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May 4 2007, 23:44
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There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
*shield is pretty useless for cluster bombs, because the icecream bomblets will bounce over the shield
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May 5 2007, 12:53
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Uses STAR WARS! anti missile system and various other AWESOME LASERS to destroy the clusterbombs and nuclear missiles inflight, greatly strenghening Morale among troops*
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 5 2007, 13:45
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Respawns. Cracks open a bottle of fine scotch, sits back to enjoy the fireworks. Has ban hammer sitting next to him so most are too afraid to disturb in case of retribution
Willing to share the whiskey though.
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May 5 2007, 15:50
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*Arm 8*50mm cannons of my X-152, fire at D@ve army: more of 75% of losses in the army, then escape though laser and missiles and protect witty Home against D@ve Zombies*
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May 5 2007, 20:00
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*Sets up a deck chair by Witty and cracks open a bottle of Kalashnikov Vodka and speaks to witty about using the ban hammer towards Rewan*
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May 5 2007, 20:15
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#219
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Looks at Rewan puzzlically, wondering why he's wasting his ammo on those zombies, when his army is in fact the Vikings*
*Pulls out comically large revolver and shoots Rewan in the head.* *Five times.* -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 5 2007, 20:20
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*D@ve forget that my canopy cannot be destroyed with a revolver ! Attack Vikings then eject and sleep*
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