I'll take Men's Health, please...

Wait, no. Not explicit enough.

There's a pun in here about how dealing with you already does rob a man of his health, but I can't word it well enough, so just imagine this post was the pun. I've found that if you drink a bottle of Whisky (or Whiskey, if you're into that sort of thing) you can somehow imagine you made this connection yourself. Then maybe you can word it better.

See what I've done here? I've not only given you a pun, but also, a method of gaining the confidence boost that comes from thinking up of a sort of ok pun. No need to thank me!

Upon thorough review of the last few pages I think it's time for Indigo to file charges for sexual harassment.

*Waves his diplomatic passport about*

Have fun picking up soap bars guys

I always knew you were a secret emissary for the Caravan and Tulips foundation.

At CERN they apparently made a particle travel faster than the speed of light. We're still here, so I assume the world didn't end

That's awesome!

I guess...

It only goes to show that we're far from having reached the peak of our knowledge. I just imagined how one day my grandchildren will come and tell me what they've learned in school just to see me go "WTF" all over the place because it will be entirely different from what I can remember from school and university.

If I can remember anything at all, that is.

Don't put too much stock in the whole "universal speed limit" idea, it's not entirely true...

(I'd go into details, but I'd have to simplify a lot of things to make it fit, so I'll just leave this link here that more or less explains it. You'd also have to bear in mind that trying to apply relativistic effects to stuff on a quantum scale is a nightmare in itself...)

With the treatment you're getting, I wouldn't be talking about reproducing just yet ...

Show a heart for mongoloids, you arrogant prick.

Show a heart for mongoloids, you arrogant prick.

Ouch, harsh :/

I don't expect him to apologize for that would mean I could be arsed to actually give a damn.

Besides, I'm quite fine as long as the act usually leading to "reproduction" works like a charm. And so it does.

Never has the -smiley resembled my actual facial expression more than right now.

Good man!


So if this new "discovery" is proved correct, could Neutrinos be used for faster than light communications? I'm assuming that right now you still need particle accelerators to create these... but hey, everything gets scaled down eventually...

I'm just imagining instant comms through the planet, comms to and from probes outside our system, instant comms with the Mars mission team, etc. It would have its uses. Just don't let f*cking algorithms near it.

Come the year 2050 or so we can expect instant downloads of all your favourite porn, because lets face it. That will be the first non military use for such technology.

CERN invented dah intarwebs, maybe they'll also be the first to enable us to communicate by means faster than light.

Neutrinos don't really have any properties you can vary, and you can just "make" them like you can with photons... you could somehow work out a system of sending data packages by varying the different kinds of neutrinos, but thinking about that just made my head explode.

IIRC, you can use quantum entanglement to transfer data FTL, anyway. Much easier!

With "entangled" you do mean a pair of quantums (what's the plural to that really?!) that is in fact spatially divided, right? How does that work?

That's not harsh. 6 million murdered Jews just because Hitler's niece didn't want to continue their incestuous affair, now THAT is harsh

The Germanic-Austrian barbarians invented harshness, that comment of mine at most barely made a scratch.

"A pair of quantums"? That's just... I mean, I know politicians aren't expected to understand anything they sign, but I had no idea you were capable of channelling forth the powers of Dubya himself!

Wikipedia has an article on Quantum entanglement, but the jist of it is that you can do something (it's scientific term!) with two particles (ideally hadrons), separate them, then a change in one of the particle's intrinsic properties (ie, spin) will instantaneously change the same property in the other particle.

As for how? It's Quantum Mechanics, it shouldn't work, but it does!

You call that harsh? Being shot in the neck is harsh for a nanosecond. Having to wait nine hours straight in a traffic jam caused by a massive pileup of Dutch caravans, that is harsh! Actually it made none. What scratch could a weak boar possibly do to a strong German oak.


Two seperated particles, that's what I meant. Somehow that "information" has got to go from A to B, right?

Oh and... don't give my question a political smack. It's not like that. I simply shouldn't be messing around in the fields of natural sciences. In all honesty, usually I keep a great distance between me and them.

That's what that other oak tree said before the beaver came round

It's not a case of particle A "telling" particle B it's changed - there's no physical transfer of information between the two particles as we'd understand it. Particle B just "knows" particle A is different, and changes accordingly.

I'm sorry to hear about your case of buck teeth. The other girls poked fun at you, didn't they.

Yes, but at least I was amongst many eager beavers.

Did they have bushy tails?

Oh well, stick to the beavers. To each their own.

I appreciate different body types.

TeleChubbies?

*appears* Redheads! *leaves*

You know you could be nicer to Toadball. He can't help it that he's a ginger tw*t

Rumor goes that men who brag about the points of redheads get laid only once in a blue moon. But thanks for the suppressive fire, pal.
I can't help the fact that you're into anorexic Indonesian slave girls.

We will never accept the so-called independence of our rightful possession. So much religious violence and lawlessness. It'd be a lot better there if we were still in charge, especially with our philosophy of keeping the various religions in balance by going on a yearly tour of the villages to bayonet excess muslims (and anyone else stupid enough to complain or keep a few grains of rice to himself). Stupid Americans interfering in our local politics or as they called it "colonialist oppression". We got back at them though for messing with fine places such as India, the Dutch West Indies and Papoea New Guinea, places that have only deteriorated since the clearly superior white man left. "Vietnam you say? Sorry old boy, can't spare any troops right now, you'll have to sort it out yourself."

That's what happens when you blame others for bayoneting a few villagers murderous terrorists, but drop napalm on every village between Saigon and Hanoi yourself. All of a sudden every one is too busy to help you

We've got ebony women in our former colonies, that's a nice alternative to Asian brides. Yesh, I think I'd go for that.

On a related note, I think we've actually given this thread a relevance under aspects of criminal law by now. Which is kinda funny, because we could have started a debate on the possible rebuttal of Einstein's theories as well.

95% of all Asian women stay rather slim until they reach about the age of 50, which means nothing to me as I will have sold them on 25 years earlier anyway. The same cannot be said for black women, who tend to blow up like a balloon when exposed to any form of civilization regardless of their age. So as I said before, you're into TeleChubbies

Bah. The same that goes for the "best sellin age" of Asian women can be said about ebony women. Only the time slot is somewhat shorter, but who'd give a damn about that.

You do realize that you'd have infracted the living shit outta me in the days when you were still a moderator, right? Schweet. You'd have to give yourself an infraction, too!

Moderators are the cool crowd, site-team aren't. Ask Wittmann, he knows.

My, my...

He aint ginger

Hey!

I'm looking at a map of the Dutch Empire right now, and I can't help but notice Papua, New Guinea and India are somewhat missing... strange that, isn't it? Almost like some vastly superior colonial power took them, and still rules them through some form of "common wealth".

If you're looking for a great example of Dutch imperialism's successes, I'll point you towards South Africa, really did a bang-up job there, didn'ya?

...fucking Boers...

Hey! That's a good idea! Someone should do that!

Alright, I've infracted myself and given me a warning log entry. Actually I should write me a personal message now to inform myself about the received infraction. Schweet nonsense!

A twat I may be, ginger however, I think not! That disability was handed to my younger brother the poor lad.

What's so wrong about being red-headed?

It's just a terrible disfigurement for the most part: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ginger

They're also known to require more anesthetic and don't have souls.

Oh... I wasn't aware these were called "gingers". I always thought all the British used to look like that.

There was an awesome redhead out about today, one that liked trains :|

Like I've said, there's nothing wrong with red hair unless it comes with a British face underneath.

In Scotland the only thing worse than being Ginger, is being English

Hehe...

On a different note, I've just watched "Horrible Bosses". Absolutely awesome, way better than "Hangover" and the likes.

Karen Gillan is British and she's a redhead and she's attractive...

*high five*