Actually didn't know that place existed. Nice banner too, shame about the game.

Doubt it, the last time we saw him he was in a pretty hopeless predicament!

Nuke it from orbit!
So many spammers!

Also no-one is killing Fitzy. That's Indigo's job.

I thought she worked at a care home now.

Wonder if incidences of heart attacks have risen in that facility?

Hahaha no but there is one gentleman who belives im his wife but younger im working on.the dementia ward though sl its not intentional

Edit: I had to wake up at 7 on my day off so carver can put his car in for.mot. What does he do? Falls back asleep after asking of.i could go make.him a cup of coffee and get a shower.

Pour coffee on Carver.

That'll wake him up and get him out of bed.

Note - sheets will require washing. Caffeine is not ingested through the skin.
Hilarity ensues.

ROFL @ D@V£ thats epic! Im living with the female Harold Shipman ...

Currently sat in a rather posh coffee shop in the small town of Crewkerne with coffee and strawberry milkshake (and free wifi!! *abuses*)
I did buy her £35 worth of antique books so the love/hate relationship is restored

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This man is also peeved cause my book was £10 but its worth £175 on the internet ^^
VIVA LA ANTIQUE BOOKS!

... He glared at me when I typed this

edit: p.s from Indigo cause too lazy to log in / log out.

You two are kinda strange.

Were home now lol. Car passed its MOT without a problem which isnt bad for 90k on the clock.

Also BBC LINK



For real??

Cold water does the same thing, but without the need for washing. If you want to spice things up, mix it with a mild detergent and spray it into his nostrils*, it won't even stain the sheets (except for when he throws up, but as per the old rule of "Who makes the mess also gets to clean it up" that won't be a problem ).

* JdB does not accept legal or moral responsibility for "random" acts of stupidity.

I fixed that for you.

Why cold? Boiling water has the following benefits:
It causes pain
May leave lasting scar tissue
Doesn't require washing up
Wakes the person up.

Also Moronic islamic is a redundant statement...

Oh you...

He doesn't like religion full stop I think.

Yeah, but the difference is that nobody would give a damn if he called Christians 'moronic' while his actual comment could easily end up in some Union Jacks being burned in Islamabad or Kabul.

Yeah but he has a sexy body and face. Not all that matters but ya know, its a benefit ><
I resorted to telling him he could go by himself if he didnt get up and that we could go in the shower together. Yey! Fixed car where I dont have to worry about being killed o_o

P.s. Ill keep the more sadistic options for when I find him messaging more porn stars again ^^ (which I found again, is there a group for this sort of addiction?) Haha, porn star anonymous. What do you reckon the worst one could be

How boring, and yes, it's called the General Male Populace of Earth*...we meet down the pub every so often.

To further Mark's point: There's not much that I do like

*Yeah I know it doesn't make for the best acronym in the world but it'd take to much effort to come up with a better one.

Why would I want to contact a pornstar via eMail? I suppose they're not the brightest ones to chat with.

It causes pain instantly, which isn't as fun as watching the detergent do it's work more slowly, and also leaving permanent damage.



Go right ahead, I don't care!



Not all pornstars are idiotic trailer trash that were abused when they were little. Some have university degrees (though that isn't an indication of intelligence by today's teaching standards ... ).

Actually I'm a closet Muslim and burning a Dutch flag right now. God is great!
I never said that. Though I still can't understand how anybody could see their life purpose in spraying sperm over faces even if it comes with having more sex than I do.

Muslim? I always thought disliking the Dutch was a religion in itself...

Mostly i talk to them because its hilarious. That intelligence, or lack there of, is fun to manipulate in ways youtube trolls could only dream of...

For example asking some blonde barbie escort how much she would charge to have sex whilst im dressed as a penguin.

Well, that's quite the hobby you have there. I think now it's not too far-fetched to assume that you're actually into dressing as animals for having sex?

I WAS RAPED BY PINGU

Indigo?

You were raped by a Swiss person?

I used to love that show as a kid!

Meck Meck!

I can still remember most of the intro-song...

Childrens TV today is crap

Amen to that, it really is. All the PC bullshit does not help.

Oh dear carver.

Am I truly the only one not to give a fuck about Simoncelli's death?

Don't even know who he is. Sounds like a Mafia Don or something, shouldn't we be glad there aren't as many Mafia Dons around? I mean, yeah, it's a cultural loss, I mean, we might never hear the joyous sound that can only be made by someone who gets home to find a horses head in his bed, but they are still criminals, you know?

Can we all assume then that you don't follow Moto GP?

I barely follow it, and I don't care either. He chose to earn a living doing a dangerous sport for other people's entertainment. Hundreds of people die every day who's death is more of a loss to the world than his.

The Youtube video looks rough - he falls, another bike hits him and takes his helmet clean off and his face rides the track for a bit. Bit ugly lol
Death in sport sucks. Unless its something funny like ping pong ^^

Did a ping pong star ever have a fatal accident? That'd be awesome.

sources: NBC and ABC news channel

Ping pong is actually deadlier than motorsports?

That's hilarious.

Jim'll Fix ... oh wait no he wont

I have a problem similar to that. I can only have sex with women while I'm drunk. Not because I am physically unable, but because when sober I am occasionally sympathetic to their pleas

Yes people, it's that time of year again

RAAAAPE

oh wow still here guys?

Wohooo wasn't it your birthday a couple of days ago? I thought I'd have remembered the name but wasn't sure. Long time no see!

Nothing major going on in here. Mark got detained for stalking Olivia Wilde, Witty ran amok with his brand new Mosin Nagant, Bratty crashed mutiple cars, ElliotCarver brought his girlfriend to the place, ElliotCarver's girlfriend got molested by basically the entire crew, John became a tulip farmer, Rewan's still not grown up and I nearly died of cancer. Oh and as for Dave... Nobody really knows what he's up to.
Get the chloroform!

Homer still MIA (and cheeky)?

He appears as mysteriously as ever. (As infrequently as ever)... What brings you to this cesspit of a place?


I haven't been stalking her... I don't even have a passport...

@ chloroform, I'm on it!

You're such a brain you can stalk her from 5.000 miles away as if you were right behind her.

Little known fact, I can actually teleport and transmutate stuff

So next time i go to a steam gala its not going to be a steam train im riding?

Dude RSMs back !

I'm sure Indigo wouldn't mind. She'd probably join in...